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1. Three hunters were hunting in the woods. They soon came across some tracks. Hunter #1: Those are deer tracks. Hunter#2: Those are bear tracks. The 3rd hunter didnt get to say anything because he got ran over by a train.

2. Why did the firefly go to jail? Because he kept flashing people

3. Why were the elephants thrown out of the beach? They were walking around with their trunks down.

4. Once there was a guy who was hiking on a mountain and he came across a guy and they started talking. Hiking guy: Hello. Other guy: Hello. Are you a mormon? Hiking guy: Yes. Other guy: Well, if you have enough faith you can walk right off this cliff and not fall. Hiking guy: Let me see YOU do it. So the other guy walked off the cliff and stood there in midair. Then the hiking guy said, "Okay", took a deep breath and walked off. But instead he fell down. Soon another hiker came and the same thing happened. And another guy and another guy. A local at the bottom of the mountain noticed the steady rainfall of people. " Oh great! super man is messing with the mormons again.

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Dumb blonde jokes

1. How does a dumb blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.

2. How does a dumb blonde kill a bird? She throws it off a cliff.

3. How do you confuse a dumb blonde? Tell her to sit in the corner of a circular room.

4. How does a dumb blonde confuse you? Tells you that she found the corner.

5. How do you kill a dumb blonde? Give her a gun and tell her its a blow dryer.

6. How do you kill a dumb blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a 20 foot pool.

7. There were two dumb blondes walking down the sidewalk. They soon came across some dog poop. Dumb blonde #1: "Eww! look! What is that? It looks like dog poop."Dumb blonde #2 picks it up with her bare hands and says: "It feels like dog poop. (sniffs it) It smells like dog poop. (tastes it) It tastes like dog poop." Dumb blonde #1: "Good thing we didn't step in it.

8. How do you kill a group of dumb blondes? Throw a penny off a cliff.

9. How do you kill another group of dumb blondes? Tell them no ones got it yet.

10. What do you do if a dumb blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.

11. Why did the dumb blonde get thrown out of the m&m factory? She threw away all the ones with W's

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